My amazon six-triggered bride Folie Folie Now searching for a place to hide Still sees the truth quite easily Druckerei But shrouds all else in mystery While madmen in top hats and tails Pisa Toskana Impale themselves on six-inch nails And some arabian also-ran Begleitservice Duisburg Impersonates a watering can
Some santa claus-like face of note Entreats my ears to set afloat My feeble sick and weary brain And i am overcome with shame And hide inside my overcoat And hurriedly begin to quote While some arabian sheikh most grand Impersonates a hot-dog stand
The red cross ambulance outside Can only mean that i must hide 'til dusk and finally the night When i will make a hasty flight Across the sea and far away To where the weary exiles stay And some arabian oil-well Impersonates a padded cell